Saturday, February 17, 2007

So there was David Suzuki...(again)

Outdoors, bundled up, doubled over in laughter, kibitzing with Bald Downey of the Practically Hip by a raging open fire at the outdoor hockey game in Ottawa this week...imagine the Global Warming there...

Suzuki, on his $300,000 Dirty Diesel Bus Tour, standing beside a large open fire, at an outdoor hockey rink featuring rich LiberalNDP celebrities, corporate types and many of the 1981 (?) Oilers Stanley Cup Champeens...who presumably did NOT (like Suzuki) ride their Chinese bicycles to this phoney photo op...

This is just SO typical of the Laurie David 12 year old hypocrite enviro-nut mentality. Never mind Suzuki, who does not even like hockey, had made the dumb, dishonest and unscientific mention of Bramptonians being unable to have outdoor rinks in their back yards this year: "Imagine Canada without hockey!" and yet there he was, freezing his designer-clad Birkens-tucchus off at a celebrity outdoor match in Ottawa at -25C.

Any lie, any false anecdotal rhetoric, improvisation, invention, obfuscation, anything for "the cause."

I say we send them on a bike tour of the far north for a polar bear scat-collecting expedition. And Barney Bentall can sing to them about playing hockey with "frozen turds." A CBC documentary coming to Newsworld soon, hosted by VJ George Stromboulopouolos's earring collection and featuring close-ups of his wrinkled forehead, denoting CONCERN!

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